✨ Inspired by the legendary SNL sketch

My Bag is Little and My Ass is Fat

The original tiny ass bags from the viral SNL sketch. Impossibly small. Impossibly chic. Perfect for your keys, your cards, or just your sense of humor.

Handcrafted with precision manufacturing

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Tiny. Chic. Iconic.

Our Collection

Hand-crafted tiny bags in multiple styles and colors

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Tiny Ass Bag

Color: Classic

The original iconic mini handbag. Holds exactly one thing: one AirPod, one Altoid, or half a cigarette. The signature piece from the viral SNL sketch.

$29.99
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Shiny Pink Metallic Mini Bag

Color: Bright Pink

A stunning bright pink trapezoid-shaped mini handbag with a metallic finish. The showstopper from the boutique display case.

$34.99
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Black Mini Top-Handle Bag

Color: Midnight Black

A sleek black structured mini bag with a distinctive top handle. Compact and sophisticated.

$32.99
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White Mini Tote

Color: Crisp White

A crisp white mini shopping tote. Perfect for holding your smallest essentials in style.

$31.99
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Black Mini Camera Bag

Color: Midnight Black

A compact black pouch-style mini bag with a camera bag silhouette. Minimal storage, maximum attitude.

$29.99
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Sage Green Mini Handbag

Color: Sage Green

A soft sage green rectangular mini handbag with handles. Delicate and designer-inspired.

$32.99
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Tiny Ass Backpack

Color: Classic Black

A miniature backpack that's impossibly small. Perfect for carrying absolutely nothing on your back.

$34.99
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Tiny Ass Hiking Backpack

Color: Black with Orange Accents

A tiny black backpack with orange accents and harness-style straps. For the adventurer with nowhere to go.

$39.99
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Tiny Ass Luggage

Color: Classic

A miniature suitcase for the minimalist traveler. Holds your secrets and nothing else.

$44.99
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Tiny Ass Carry-On

Color: Classic

A tiny carry-on bag that meets all airline requirements for being impossibly small. For travelers who pack lightβ€”very, very light.

$49.99